My Mini-Pad

Apparently, it is not permissible to retrieve mini-pads out of the trashcan. After my little escapade was discovered, my Momma put me in my bed to think about what I had done. It wasn't long until my mind turned from what I had done to how those tasty little treats are used. There is the obvious. For Mommas all over the world to have fresher feeling panties. I had ten minutes of solitary confinement to serve and during that time I came up with a few uses of my own. Of course, these uses are for the newly opened fresh mini-pads (rather bland if you ask me).

 

1.      Panty patch, this is for the time when you discover you have a hole in your panties and you are wearing a dress and it is windy outside. You simply cover one side of the hole with one mini-pad and then use a second on the other side, adhesive to adhesive. Booyah...your junk will remain well hidden.

2.      Sleep mask, this is great when traveling and you forgot your elastic banded sleep mask; the fun part is you don't have to worry about slippage. Just peel and stick.

3.      To reduce seat belt rubs. Simply wrap the shoulder harness with a soft cottony pad and instant relief from chafing.

4.      Quiet the clicking of toe nails with these handy sneak attacks slippers. Just stick one to the bottom of each foot and not only do you feel like you’re walking on a cloud no one can hear you as you approach the trashcan. Yessss indeed. This is my personal favorite.

5.      Lint roller. Many ladies carry a small purse or clutch, a large lint roller is a little cumbersome. No need to worry, just pull out an emergency mini-pad, peel and pat away. Say good-bye to dog hair, lint, and little stray strings.

6.      Designer Pasties: Sometimes there is just no hiding those temperature controlled nipples (I have eight). The lovely, figure 8, styled pads make a great fashion statement and guess what girls? No bra straps to adjust.

7.      Baby socks that won't fall off. Too many babies lose their little socks in the grocery store or while out shopping. Never again, just peel, stick, and wrap. Those Itty Bitties can kick all day long their mini-pad socks will stay put.

8.      Disposal cup holder rattle reducer:  It drives my Nana crazy when she hears the cups rattling around in the cup holder as she drives around town. Not only will mini-pads keep the ride quiet, it will also absorb condensation and at the end of the day you just pull them up and throw them away. You can use a fresh one on the next trip. BAAArillant!!!

9.      Everyone knows about those little padded circles that are stuck at the bottom of a vase to prevent marring of the furniture. Well, guess what folks? Now, when they end up missing all you need is a min-pad, a pair of scissors, and a steady hand.

10. Sneeze guards can prevent your clothes from having that peed in look. Just use once day during allergy season.

Peaccccceeeeeeee over and I’m out!

-Sara

XOXOXOXO

 

Sad Days

Some days are happy and some days are sad. Today is a sad day for me and my family. Our cousin's three week old baby passed on. Faith is what drives us. Faith of what lay ahead for him in Heaven. Heaven may be just an imaginary place however when you add faith it becomes a beautiful place. A place where loving arms are ready to hold and comfort him. A place where he will no longer feel pain. A place where we can see in our minds’ eye his continuing life. Faith gives us comfort. They say we dogs don't go to heaven, but I don't know who all the children play with if there aren't any of us around. I think we do. We go and we play and play all day in the bright happy sun. That is where I believe the children go. Sad days will slowly turn to not so sad days and maybe eventually happy days with sad moments.  It is that way for us dogs as well as for people. We mourn too. We wonder why? We finally find a way to continue and we do as hard as it may be at first. Yes, today is a sad day. Love, peace and comfort to those children on their journey to heaven as well as to their families.

Bless you KMD

-Sara

XOXOXOXO

Princess Sara

Princess Sara the Blind Dog

Once again it is I, Sara the Blind Dog. As I mentioned in an earlier post It is I, Sara the Blind Dog, I am treated as a princess. Yes... life is good. Let me talk a moment about Love and Validation. I love my family, when my parentals come home from work I bark and jump all the while excitedly wagging my tail. I show them when they walk in the door how important they are to me. My excitement is contagious. They smile and say "hi Sara." I wish people were more like dogs, I think the world would be a happier place. Just think about it, when you come home from a hard day at work being greeted by someone with a smile on their face and they acknowledge your presence with enthusiasm. Children (who, by the way, are my personal favorite) being greeted by their parents the same way. They are welcomed home by parents who are actually happy to see them and not screaming, "Don't put that there, take it to your room and while you're there clean it!" It is sad how humans ignore and judge each other. I don’t care if my family walks around butt-naked to the world, I love who they are not how they look. That is why man’s best friend is a dog. You can trust a dog with all your heart.

As a princess, I have declared the follow rules:

1. Greet each member of your family when they come home with enthusiasm, (tail wagging is optional).
2. Do not judge those that live within your household, save judgment for the idiots on the road.
3. Validate every member of your household’s existence every single day.

Peaccccceeeeeeee over and I’m out!

-Sara

XOXOXOXO

It is I, Sara the Blind Dog.

It is I, Sara the Blind Dog. I would like to introduce myself. First of all I am a bitch. I have my own opinion on just about everything, but my views are expansive. I was a rescue dog from an animal hoarder. When my peeps found me I was covered in dog urine and I had puppies running all around yanking on my tits. They weren't even my puppies. YOWZA! I came to a very nice, urine-free home. I loved it!! I lived for a few years with two other dogs Zoe and Hannah. Zoe is a black lab mix and Hannah is a boxer. I CAN kick both their butts in a New York minute. Oh, I forgot, I myself am a min-pin mix. I can see some movement and a little contrasting colors but not much. I can hear just about anything and I love to burrow down in the covers with my peeps. I moved not too long ago and now I live with just my Mom and my Dad. Zoe and Hannah stayed with Nana and Papa, they all love me. My Daddy treats me like a baby. I wasn't allowed on the parentals new bed when it was delivered the other day. Yeah, that lasted about an hour. Woo hoo I have them trained so well. They put up a baby gate, so when they went to work I wouldn't get into mischief. Baaahaaa haaa, I scaled the sucker with my eyes shut. Life is good and I am treated like a princess......as you will see on my next blog. Peaccccceeeeeeee over and I'm out!

-Sara

XOXOXOXO