My Mini-Pad

Apparently, it is not permissible to retrieve mini-pads out of the trashcan. After my little escapade was discovered, my Momma put me in my bed to think about what I had done. It wasn't long until my mind turned from what I had done to how those tasty little treats are used. There is the obvious. For Mommas all over the world to have fresher feeling panties. I had ten minutes of solitary confinement to serve and during that time I came up with a few uses of my own. Of course, these uses are for the newly opened fresh mini-pads (rather bland if you ask me).

 

1.      Panty patch, this is for the time when you discover you have a hole in your panties and you are wearing a dress and it is windy outside. You simply cover one side of the hole with one mini-pad and then use a second on the other side, adhesive to adhesive. Booyah...your junk will remain well hidden.

2.      Sleep mask, this is great when traveling and you forgot your elastic banded sleep mask; the fun part is you don't have to worry about slippage. Just peel and stick.

3.      To reduce seat belt rubs. Simply wrap the shoulder harness with a soft cottony pad and instant relief from chafing.

4.      Quiet the clicking of toe nails with these handy sneak attacks slippers. Just stick one to the bottom of each foot and not only do you feel like you’re walking on a cloud no one can hear you as you approach the trashcan. Yessss indeed. This is my personal favorite.

5.      Lint roller. Many ladies carry a small purse or clutch, a large lint roller is a little cumbersome. No need to worry, just pull out an emergency mini-pad, peel and pat away. Say good-bye to dog hair, lint, and little stray strings.

6.      Designer Pasties: Sometimes there is just no hiding those temperature controlled nipples (I have eight). The lovely, figure 8, styled pads make a great fashion statement and guess what girls? No bra straps to adjust.

7.      Baby socks that won't fall off. Too many babies lose their little socks in the grocery store or while out shopping. Never again, just peel, stick, and wrap. Those Itty Bitties can kick all day long their mini-pad socks will stay put.

8.      Disposal cup holder rattle reducer:  It drives my Nana crazy when she hears the cups rattling around in the cup holder as she drives around town. Not only will mini-pads keep the ride quiet, it will also absorb condensation and at the end of the day you just pull them up and throw them away. You can use a fresh one on the next trip. BAAArillant!!!

9.      Everyone knows about those little padded circles that are stuck at the bottom of a vase to prevent marring of the furniture. Well, guess what folks? Now, when they end up missing all you need is a min-pad, a pair of scissors, and a steady hand.

10. Sneeze guards can prevent your clothes from having that peed in look. Just use once day during allergy season.

Peaccccceeeeeeee over and I’m out!

-Sara

XOXOXOXO